NBA Trade-NOT!

The Lakers and the league-owned New Orleans Hornets had agreed on a trade, that would have sent Pau Gasol to Houston and Lamar Odom to New Orleans for All-Star Chris Paul. However, some owners complained that adding Paul to Kobe Bryant and the star-studded Lakers would make the Lakers too strong, so the trade has been voided, at least for now, never mind the fact that the Lakers were not exactly offering scrubs in the deal. Besides, Odom is married to Khloe Karda$hian. This trade would have meant that Khloe and he would have to leave L.A., and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!