REALLY?

The USADA busted an 80 year old Masters age-group weightlifter for...using
Performance-Enhancing Drugs. REALLY ? An EIGHTY-YEAR OLD weightlifter on 
'Roids? Are you serious? What is there to be gained for a man that age?
It's not like he is going to get cash for this! I think I have heard
everything now. 

The First Pitch Hall Of Shame

Last night, U.S. Olympic legend Carl Lewis threw out the first pitch in Houston(?) and proceeded to throw the ball over everyone's head. This makes him a two-time offender. On his previous attempt, he gave Bud Selig and Carly Rae Jepsen a run for their money by essentially spiking his throw. This time around, he made sure THAT wouldn't happen again by throwing a pitch that the Jolly Green Giant couldn't get to.